CALL ME A BISCUIT

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I gotta admit I am shocked the Academy of Motion Pictures awarded the Academy Award for Best Actress to an actual woman Sunday night. After all, Time magazine gave a woman of the year award to a man. Do they really have any subscribers? Last year USA Today gave the award to one of Brandon’s freak show Cabinet members, Mr. (It) Levine, the assistant health secretary drag queen. This freak embodies anything but the picture of health, especially mental health. Should have been awarded ugliest drag queen.  I have a picture of him (It) on my refrigerator. Been doing wonders for my diet. One look at that puss and my appetite disappears; sure wish he would. Really, he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. The late great Rodney Dangerfield would say “He’s so ugly, when he was born, the Doctor smacked his Mother!”.  

Now yes, I know they call them transgenders and they like to change their names falsely believing that will change their DNA, but you know the old Colonel believes gender dysphoria is a mental illness. I wonder what Amelia Earhart would think today after all her efforts to equal the playing field.  

It’s been 100 years since the 19th Amendment to the Constitution gave women the right to vote. It’s been 50 years since Title IX was passed by Congress which prohibits sex-based discrimination in any school or other education program that receives Federal funding. Sadly, some schools take that literally allowing those who ‘claim’ to be female to compete with those who are actually female. Basically, 100 years of women’s suffrage down the drain to appease the leftist woke crowd. 

Back to the show. What I thought was interesting about the Academy’s selection for best actress was that she is Asian and an actual woman. See, the Academy in wanting to avoid even more controversy, and lose more viewership as a result, even though My Mother the Car reruns gets better ratings, was to give the award to someone not Black, Hispanic or White. Asian fit the bill perfectly and still showed diversity. Pretty smart for liberal woke folk. 

And no, I didn’t watch the Academy Awards show. Just read a headline in the not-fake news about that particular award. I have better things to do with my time like pulling splinters than watch a bunch of self-glorifying, liberal Prima donnas pat each other on the back while disrespecting over half of the country with their socialist bullshit. Heck, most of the singers can’t carry a tune in a bucket with the lid on it, while those pretending to be actors should have kept their day jobs at the Burger Barn rather than burden good folk with bad acting.  

The women and the men saying they are women walk around like Little Miss Priss dressing such that one would want to shout, Lawdy, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land! Ya know, sort of like that swimmer who thinks he is a woman and wears his one-piece suit so tight you can see 2 pounds of male junk hanging. That boy is so confused he couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets. Bet he can find is junk! 

Truth, is I haven’t watched the Academy Awards since the Days of Bob Hope when the show was entertaining. Since then, it has become a political mouthpiece for overpaid pampered goobers who point the finger at anyone not in line with woke and green ideology or wanting to make war with Russia. Of course, they do this while living in multi-million-dollar mansions behind high security walls (like the founders of BLM, Bitter Little Minds) and drive gas guzzling quarter of million-dollar sports cars and fly in private jets. Oh, let’s see, doesn’t Brandon own a gas guzzling Corvette and doesn’t John (All Chin) Kerry, Brandon’s Climate Czar, fly around in a private jet? Brandon gets no quarter here as he takes Air Force One up to his private home in Delaware – the one with the $250K security fence paid by taxpayers – every weekend at a cost of $177,843 an hour. I wonder between Klimate Kerry and Slow Blow Joe how much gas is consumed and how much pollution is produced.  

I can only just sit here shaking my head at the hypocrisy, laughing at the absurdity while sipping a mint julip. Bottoms up! 

Quote for the Day 

“The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes…. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”
– Thomas Jefferson 

Cheers,

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